Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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