You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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