Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
operation harelip BJ is a go
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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