I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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