sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so explain again why im purple
no
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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