yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
