The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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