ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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