Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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