so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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