i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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