We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Randomize