I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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