You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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