Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Sponge bath it is.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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