Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My penis needs a shock collar
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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