If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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