All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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