If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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