I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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