these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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