Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
how does that bad decision feel?
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