yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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