HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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