and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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