girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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