You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dear god my vagina.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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