The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
These tits shall not be calmed
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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