Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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