I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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