Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i believe in u and ur pee
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I have post one night stand depression
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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