glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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