Please, let me fuck your mom
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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