Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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