are you so shy because you have an std?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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