Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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