Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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