Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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