OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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