How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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