either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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