Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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