I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
wow bdsm is so cute
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