Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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