I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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