Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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