My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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