Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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