Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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