no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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