I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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