so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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