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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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